tánavahuumor

- Knock-knock!
+ Who's there?
- Hand.
+ Hand who?
- Hand over your wallet - this is a robbery.

best learn from my fail, ever

If you are going to sit in the back of a boring class and think you can get away with watching porn on your laptop, make sure your earbuds are plugged into the headphone jack and not the microphone jack.

paradox

If you think you have hypochondria, then CAN you have hypochondria?

etiquette for the day